Joke : The Prophet and The Prostitute

Joke : The Prophet and The Prostitute

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When the guys at TV rejected my video for having cattle in it they said, “Great concept Mike but, we are promoting LOW-COW CONTENT.”

GIRL: A prophet you say?

PROPHET: Yes, I am a Prophet

GIRL: Really, can you tell me what I do?

PROPHET: Your job?

GIRL: Yes Papa…

PROPHET: You make money from pleasing men, sexually.

GIRL: Oh my word. You actually are a prophet. I have been trying to get out of that. Wow you really a prophet. (Begins to cry)

PROPHET: Nope, I haven’t started the prophetic bit… Was sure I saw you last night on my favourite porn site.